Total Medals Earned: 38 (From 16 different games.) Total Medal Score: 600 Points
Medals Earned: 6/9 (95/200 points)
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Lose the game
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/200 points)
make it to the end of level 1
change a setting
make it to the end of level 2
make it to the end of level 3
blow up an enemy with a bomb
hold over 50 coins at once
travel 50,000P
travel 100,000P
complete the first loop without taking any damage
Medals Earned: 4/12 (20/330 points)
Press the scam button
Win a cockfight
Listen to a voicemail
Take candy from a baby
Buy a dancing frog
Change your desktop background
Upgrade the cosmetics tab
Get 30 points in Flappy Butterfly
Pay 5 weeks worth of rent
Pay 8 weeks worth of rent
Unlock hidden files
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/255 points)
Complete all stages in Area 1
Complete all stages in Area 2
Complete all stages in Area 3
S-Rank all stages in Area 1
S-Rank all stages in Area 2
S-Rank all stages in Area 3
Complete every stage
S-Rank every stage
Medals Earned: 2/11 (55/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (75/525 points)
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Encounter a demon
Be a good dog
Rescue all the kids
Make Your Final Escape
Find yourself in a spot of bother
Lose a stalker